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The People: MockingWord was formed in the summer of 2003 by three lawyers who realized their jobs often sucked. [editors’ note: “sucked” is a technical legal term]. Just kidding there, Boss. The MockingWord trio finally decided enough was enough. The legal profession may have stolen their hair, their youth and their eyesight, but it wasn’t also going to take their will to live. They’d leave that for marriage. Just kidding, Honey.
The Reason: Inspired by every funny lawyer in the world, all eleven of them, the trio decided satire was a natural fit. What could be better than drinking and making fun of people? It would be just like being in court. Just kidding, Judge.
The Biographies:
Harrell Peterson: By far the smartest, most attractive and funniest of the trio. A moderate, he’s frustrated by injustices such as the Bush Presidency and the fact Halle Berry wakes up in someone else’s bed. Coincidentally, he’s also the one who was responsible for writing the bio section (save for a couple sentences here and there).
Barker Klimt: The motivating force behind MockingWord. Without his tireless effort, enthusiasm and desire this site wouldn’t be half as good. Scary huh? A devoted Democrat, he once had a promising political career before forming this website. Now he’s just one tabloid sell-out away from ruin.
Ezrel Jackson: The token Republican. His stories stand apart from the other two by their pro-right bias and lack of humor. Some question whether Ezrel exists, but we’ll never tell. And should our bosses be reading this, all the controversial articles were Ezrel’s. He also made us say “sucks.” We love our jobs. Really.
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