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HARLEM, NY – Former President Clinton admitted yesterday that he “really, really, really wanted to nail” current President Bush’s “two hot daughters,” even saying he would sneak back into the White House if the idea of defiling their father’s office “would make them as hot as it would make me.”
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Clinton laments getting less tail now that he’s only a former President
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“Hot damn!” the former President added.
“You know, back during the last election, I told Gore about wanting to nail those two,” the former President recalled, “I was just offering to do it for the Party – to throw Bush off in the debates, of course.”
“Every time I brought it up, though, Gore just kept asking me if I wanted to nail his daughters too,” Clinton told reporters. “I told him ‘no’ over and over, but he kept on, so I had finally had to tell him that, yeah, I pretty much wanted to nail his daughters too. He doesn’t really call me much anymore.”
The White House had no official comment, but White House insiders say the President was very concerned by Clinton’s statements. “I think the President may have moved his stash out of the Oval Office,” one staffer told reporters on the condition of anonymity, “The President doesn’t want Clinton partying with his daughters in the Oval Office, that’s for sure.”
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