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EX-CEO WAKSAL REPORTS RELENTLESS TAUNTING IN PRISON
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MINERSVILLE, PA – Though former ImClone CEO Sam Waksal has spent little more than two
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Former ImClone Chairman Sam Waksal before going to prison
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weeks in prison, reports indicate he has already been the victim of relentless taunting and harassment by other inmates.
“They make him say over and over in an Elmer Fudd voice that he’s ‘a weally, weally, waksally wabbit,’” a Waksal family member said of the taunting, “It’s like sixth-grade stuff, but when he tells them he won’t do it anymore, they threaten to molest him.”
Elmer Fudd in rabbit suit, like the character ex-CEO Waksal is forced to play in prison.
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“The inmates call it ‘insider trading.’”
Reached by telephone in connection with this story, Waksal confirmed the account. “Elmer Fudd appears to be the pinnacle for these guys,” Waksal said, “I brought up Adam Smith the other day, trying to broaden a few horizons, but everyone just started wondering how Adam was doing in solitary. I don’t think we we’re talking about the same Adam Smith.”
“I’m a wabbit, a weally, weally, waksally wabbit,” Waksal remarked to a chorus of laughter. “I’m a wabbit, a waksally wabbit.”
“You know they made me do that, right?” he asked.
“Anyway,” he continued, “I’m in Hell.”
“Martha thinks this whole thing is hilarious. The bitch sent me some sort of plaid, hand-made Elmer Fudd costume along with this big, hand-stitched bunny suit, complete with tail. Her note said it would look sexy on me.”
“I’m really worried what will happen if the guys here see that stuff.”
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