KERRY MAY CHOOSE CLINTON AS RUNNING MATE
BOSTON, MA – It may seem inconceivable, but rumor has it that presumptive Democratic nominee John Kerry is considering choosing former President Bill Clinton as his running mate to challenge President Bush in the fall election.

Details remain to be worked out, but Democratic pundits say the idea could be a good one.  "Imagine the fun," commentator James Carville grinned.  "What could the Republicans do?  Call Clinton a liar?  I don't think Bush wants to make 'who lies more' the main issue in this election."

"On top of that," Carville continued, "we crushed the Republicans in '98 when they ran on that 'anti-hummer' platform of theirs.  I'd love to see them try that again."

One potential sticking point is Kerry's concern about Clinton's handling of female interns.  Campaign insiders have said that Kerry is reluctant to choose Clinton unless the former President agrees to give him "first dibs" on all interns, a condition Clinton has so far adamantly refused.

There is also the concern that Clinton wants more than anything to be President again notwithstanding the twenty-second amendment.   Kerry's fear is that, if Clinton was his Vice President, Clinton might have him assassinated within weeks of winning the election.

Clinton had no comment when reached in connection with this story.
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